Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Starving Artist
You are 0% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you
sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning,
flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive
than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You
are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean
that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for
someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as
a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of
yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are
impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find
math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your
artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry
because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to
build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big
doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in
yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your
arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of
some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling
sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your
personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted,
introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of
the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out
there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the
indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at http://www.sb77.nl, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.

If you like good humor, be sure to take my girlfriend's Mullet Test, because it is much more awesome than this test.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 42% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 0% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 65% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test